I can't make myself work.. My fingers keep moving and ending up at www.eluxury.com. Laura needs to stop spending money. I need to be stopped. Somebody stop me! Ahahaha! I'm going mad thinking of shopping and all the things I absolutely NEED. I NEED a new treadmill because it would be such a bore to have to exercise outside. The horror! Running through dog poo, the rain, ugly men driving by and stopping to flirt with me. Enough of that! This gross, gross man stopped me once when I was running and I lied and told him I was 17. He must've been freaking blind to believe me but whatever. All that matters is that he left me alone. What else does Laura need? I need that Tag watch I've been eyeing on www.ashford.com. There is no reason for it..I just NEED it. I also need 2 pairs of diamond studs. One white gold (hey I'd settle for platinum though! :p) and one yellow gold. The studs I have are too small, at least imo. I'm sure there are many other things I absolutely need but I can't think of any of them off the top of my head.

LAURA'S QUOTE OF THE DAY!
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
--Lynn Lavner

teehee
TTFN! ;)
Laura

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laura is bored tonight. BOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBORED......Do you understand? WHY can't anything exciting happen to me. Exciting things happened to Bridget Jones and I am much more fun than she was in that book.

I have been shopping online for...don't laugh....a meditation cd. I need to relieve my stress in some way. I'm also thinking of going for acupuncture next week. AND also thinking of fasting for a few days to cleanse my system. My Mother thinks I am a nut job. Whatever. It scares me though. When I start to get wrinkles am I going to go crazy over surgery and end up looking like Michael Jackson..Wacko Laura?! Lord please take me young so nobody can remember me wrinkly.

LAURA'S QUOTE OF THE DAY!
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis.

hehe. My kind of man. He knew what to spend his money on.
TTFN ;)
Laura

I am such a naughty girl *evil giggle* Ok maybe I am not so naughty but I'd LIKE to be naughty. Naughty girls have all the fun. Oh well. I am doomed to be goody goody for the rest of my life. Maybe I'll be reincarnated as a bad girl and have some fun in my next life.

I want to add a section for comments to my blog but even though Cat sent me the link dumb, blonde Laura can't figure out how to do it. Not like anyone would want to read my narcissistic blog anyway. hehe. Maybe I'm on my way to being a naughty girl. They're always narcissists.

LAURA'S QUOTE OF THE DAY!
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host!"
-Dorothy Parker

This is me paying homage to all bad girls everywhere. ;) And now I'd like a martini, a bed, and........my videos of Ab Fab.
TTFN! ;)
Laura